TV swap request repeated

Bummer! My "new" curb-retrieved TV died after just a week....most dumpster dived TVs have lasted me for years. So I am again asking that if someone local is upgrading their TV, I'd love to barter for their old one...I can offer eggs, plants, live quail and chickens, my botanical photos digitally printed on high quality paper. I will cross my fingers.....thanks! John